What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

A homeless person dies.

why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

Knock knock Nobody's home.

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

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George W. Bush

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