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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

9/11/01 walks into a bar

What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

I had a dream I watched Inception.

What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

thomas hall= fuckin dikc

What is 6 plus 9? 15

here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

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What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

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