What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

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Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

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When is a joke funny? When you read it.

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alcoholism kills

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There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

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knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

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What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... two pregnancy scares...whats worse than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

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if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

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What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

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Kate

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OK, A plane carrying 200 passengers crashes on the border between America and Canada. Which side of the border do you bury the victims? Well, it would depend on where the passengers where from or what they had stipulated in their living will. I suppose some would be cremated which opens up a whole other can of worms entirely.

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husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

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whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

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Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

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What has human male genitalia? A human male

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What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

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What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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