Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

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If life throws you lemons Catch them

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Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

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Fruitcake

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What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

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A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

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What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

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What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

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Knock Knock Come in!

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what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

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What's green and wheels? Your mom.

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Women's rights

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A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

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whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

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Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

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Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

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What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow!

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What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

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Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

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Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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