your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

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A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

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What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

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whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

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The geese of Growmore

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why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

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A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

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That's what he said.

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A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

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im jewish

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Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

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Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

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A women walks out of a kitchen.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

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What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

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Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

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Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

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fart

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