What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

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Guess what? SHADAP

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I scream. You scream. We all scream.

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What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

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I like jokes.

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Slavery lol

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

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A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

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what do you get when you throw a refrigerator at a boy on a bike? a severely injured boy, a lawsuit , a police record and a prison mate

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What is green and has wheels? Grass, i was lying about the wheels

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If you have two berries in one hand, and three in the other, what do you get when you put them together? Five.

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How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

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How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

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So this blonde walks into a library.

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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