Hi poop!

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

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Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

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9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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Slavery lol

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

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Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

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Lilys are from england violets from japan. I've got a knife now get in the van

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What’s the best part about winning a gold medal? Nothing. You’re on acid and staring straight at the sun.

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why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

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What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

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"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

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Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

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Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

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A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

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What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

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Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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