why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

Why....... Because.

how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

Kenny G

What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

A baby seal walks into a club

Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Knock Knock. Shut up.

What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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