- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

Two guys were sitting in a pub.

What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

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How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

a horse walks into a barn

How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

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