Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

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My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

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Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

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Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

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Knock knock Nobody's home.

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

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I had a dream I watched Inception.

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Baseball

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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Knock Knock. F uck off.

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Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

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What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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