How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

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What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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if u r not my friend, like this joke

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

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What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

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What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

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How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

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when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

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Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

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what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

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Daddy daddy daddy. What. Will you buy me a porn for my birthday. What! I want porn daddy. Shut up gosh your a 8 year old girl

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... two pregnancy scares...whats worse than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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A plane carries 500 bricks. 1 falls out. How many bricks are left? 499. How do you put an elephant in a fridge in 3 steps? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, and close the fridge. How do you put a deer in a fridge in 4 steps? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer, then close the fridge. The Lion King is having a party. All the animals are there except for one; who is it? The deer: He is still in the fridge. An old lady is crossing a swamp, but it is a crocodile swamp. How does she cross? Normally, all the crocodiles are at the Lion King's party The old lady dies at the edge of the swamp. How? A brick falls from the sky and kills her.

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The racist uncle went to attend his nieces bat-mitzvah. Although he is racist, he is smart enough to not speak his mind, for he is in a temple, and may offend many people at the service.

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Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

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Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

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So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

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Humpty dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty dumpty had a big fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men did not come to help him because the United States does not have a patriarchal system of government.

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What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

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