How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

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I AM DISSAPOINTED

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how do you stop a train? you cant..

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Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

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Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

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Knock knock! Yes?

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what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

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How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

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Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

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why do firemen wear red suspenders. I dont know because they go with there hat.

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I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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marble

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A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

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Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

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There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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