- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

A black succeeds

Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

The Aristocrats

roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

Knock knock Who's there? FBI

What is a dog? Bark

Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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