What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas? A visit from the Make a Wish Foundation and the opportunity to see her favorite band in concert. Unfortunately, she was very ill from the chemotherapy, and was unable to really enjoy herself at the concert. She passed away several days later, surrounded by family and friends.

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There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

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Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

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Fruitcake

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Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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What has human male genitalia? A human male

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Penis

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What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

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A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

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What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

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knock knock you may come in

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Freedom of Speech

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What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

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3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

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What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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