What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

What has human male genitalia? A human male

What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

Women's Golf

Women's rights

A man walks into a bar. Ow!

Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

Lockerbie bombing

anus soup

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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