What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

johann grayson being liked

An Irishman stays home

God.

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

Knock Knock Come in.

nine...eleven

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

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