What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

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What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

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What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

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Knock Knock Come in!

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What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

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Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

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What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

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How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

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Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

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Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

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He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

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Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

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What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

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Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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johann grayson being liked

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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