A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

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Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

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What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

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you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

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Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

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The geese of Growmore

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husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

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Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

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what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

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why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

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How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

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Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

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A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

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