A dwarf walks under a bar.

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

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Black people

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Brienna Chladek (515)556-4811. Call me;) anytime I'm a teenager:) xoxo

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thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

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How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

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What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

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Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r Dbags n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

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" I can't here you it's too dark!"

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

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What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

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One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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