- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

milly, milly, milly, cat

Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

Lockerbie bombing

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

Simon Cowell's hair is real.

A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

Chocolate rain Awesome!

A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

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