What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

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DANA

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what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

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What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

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what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

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Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

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An Irishman stays home

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Hello

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why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

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what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

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What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

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What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

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One time I was playing hide and seek with grandma but I couldn't seem to find her. I asked my sister for help and she told me she was hiding in the living room on the shelf. I went into the living room but all I saw was a vase on the shelf. Grandma probably didn't know the game was over so I opened the vase to tell her. To this day she hasn't come out of the vase.

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What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

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beiber i straight

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

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Knock Knock. F uck off.

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i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

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when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

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Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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