What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

Chocolate rain Awesome!

Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

what is white and sticky? glue.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

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What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

Lockerbie bombing

A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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