Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

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i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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What break when you talk?

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

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why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

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yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

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I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

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What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

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Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

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There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

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Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

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knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

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Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

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So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

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A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

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no

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