- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

Religion

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

My mom.

What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

You.

What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

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