Two muffins are in an oven. Although they both possess the extraordinary ability to speak, strangely each remains silent, apparently lost in their own thoughts. Thus nobody has any reason to think they are any different than any other muffins. Later after they've been baked and allowed to cool, they are sold to a woman who eats them along with a small salad. She enjoys their chewy, hearty texture, and lightly sweet taste. She is completely unaware of what amazing discovery has just been lost to science.

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why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

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Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

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What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

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What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

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What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

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What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

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Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

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What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

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knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

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What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

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How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

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Anti jokes are funny

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there are two hicks named Billy Bob and Joe. Billy Bob decides to go to college so he goes to sign up for classes. The Dean of the school decides to help him out and tells him he will be taking math, writing, and logic. Billy Bob is okay with the math and writing but then asks "what the hell is logic?" The Dean thinks for a moment and then says "Okay for example, do you have a weedwacker?" Billy Bob says "yeah i got a weed wacker" so then Dean says "So that probably means you have a yard." Billy Bob goes "yeah i got a yard" So the Dean says "so if youve got a yard you've probably got a house." Billy Bob goes "hell ya i got a house!" The Dean says "and if youve got a house that probably means you've got a wife." Billy Bob goes "ya! i got a wife" so the Dean says "If you have a wife then that means you are heterosexual" and Billy Bob goes "of course im heterosexual!" So the Dean goes "See Billy Bob, thats logic." Amazed by this, Billy Bob goes back to Joe and starts to tell him about his classes. He explains he will be taking math, writing and logic. Joe is confused so he asked Billy Bob "what the hell is logic!?" Billy Bob thinks for a moment and goes "okay how can i explain this....okay joe, do you have a weed wacker?" and Joe responds "no Billy Bob i dont got a week wacker..." Billy Bob: "I KNEW YOU WAS A HOMOSEXUAL!"

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Herman Cain

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Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

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What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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