Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

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why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

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nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

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Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

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gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

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Knock knock! Yes?

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All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

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Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender, a known drug smuggler for the Mexican Cartel fires three shotgun rounds. As the bartender reloads Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks first the shotgun out of the man's hands followed by three very quick blows to the head. The bartender goes down unconscious and he is arrested. Though the program is no longer produced, Walker Texas Ranger was a somewhat enjoyable, although poorly written and low budgeted made for television action crime drama series produced from April 21, 1993 to May 19, 2001.

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what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

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What's 6+2? 16

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Santa Clogged my toliet

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Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

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What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

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A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

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How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

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What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

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