Hitler

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How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

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What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

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Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

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Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

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What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

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Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

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Did you see that van with the word "Free Candy" painted on it? I'm also glad to see a successful entrepreneur capable of advertising free wares as an incentive to attract customers in such a recession. It's a great deal for both parties.

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"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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Why was the mouse flying? Because an Owl picked it up, carried it to a tree and ate it.

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Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

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a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

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What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

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Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

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Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

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knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

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