Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

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What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

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What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

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Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

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Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

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3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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women's rights

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Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

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There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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Why....... Because.

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why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

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Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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