- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

anus soup

what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

look at there!! an entire dog!!

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

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