Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

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Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

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What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

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Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

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What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

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Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

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How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

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What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

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Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

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What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

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Women's rights

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

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Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

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what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

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Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

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Your mum is dead

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Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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