- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

Hello

My dad beats my mom At checkers

What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

want to go home? yea

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Hi poop!

Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

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