Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

Exactly what?

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

Why were corners made? For crying.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

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