What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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A man walks into a bar. Ow!

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Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

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whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

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Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

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A homeless person dies.

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Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

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Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

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What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

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What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

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Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

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This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

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Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

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What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

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An Irishman stays home

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look at there!! an entire dog!!

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A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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