What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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The government makes a good decision

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What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

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What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

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A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas? A visit from the Make a Wish Foundation and the opportunity to see her favorite band in concert. Unfortunately, she was very ill from the chemotherapy, and was unable to really enjoy herself at the concert. She passed away several days later, surrounded by family and friends.

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A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

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Myspace

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There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

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Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

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Fruitcake

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Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

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Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

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im jewish

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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