ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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Lockerbie bombing

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A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

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Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

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What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

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Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

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Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

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If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

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Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

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safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

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what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

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DANA

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What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

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A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

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A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

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What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

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Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

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A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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An Irishman stays home

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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