- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

A three legged dog walks into the bar and says, " I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw." The bartender replies, "Your father was an honorable man, and I wish I could help."

What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

Did you see that van with the word "Free Candy" painted on it? I'm also glad to see a successful entrepreneur capable of advertising free wares as an incentive to attract customers in such a recession. It's a great deal for both parties.

Your momma's of a reasonable figure and weight.

The racist uncle went to attend his nieces bat-mitzvah. Although he is racist, he is smart enough to not speak his mind, for he is in a temple, and may offend many people at the service.

A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

What do black men do in the South? Hang around

What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

^that joke's not funny

Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty dumpty had a big fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men did not come to help him because the United States does not have a patriarchal system of government.

Chuck Norris is a normal man.

why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

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