What is 6 plus 9? 15

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Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

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What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

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What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

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So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

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gay marriage.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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What's brown a sticky? -A stick

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

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What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

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Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

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Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

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Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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knock knock come in

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what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

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What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

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Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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