You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

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If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

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Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

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Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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Dallas Cowboys

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

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do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

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14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

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25

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What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

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Lacrosse

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Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

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A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

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When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

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Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

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What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

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