Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

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hi bye

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What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

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Laws are initially proposed in Parliament as bills. They become Acts after being approved three times by Parliamentary votes and then receiving Royal Assent from the Governor-General. The majority of bills are promulgated by the government of the day (that is, the party or parties that have a majority in Parliament). It is rare for government bills to be defeated, indeed the first to be defeated in the twentieth century was in 1998. It is also possible for individual MPs to promote their own bills, called member's bills; these are usually put forward by opposition parties, or by MPs who wish to deal with a matter that parties do not take positions on.

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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Slavery lol

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Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

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how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

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The government makes a good decision

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whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

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What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

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What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

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You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

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Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

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A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas? A visit from the Make a Wish Foundation and the opportunity to see her favorite band in concert. Unfortunately, she was very ill from the chemotherapy, and was unable to really enjoy herself at the concert. She passed away several days later, surrounded by family and friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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