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What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

justin littleton. nuff said

johann grayson being liked

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

jokes r dumb

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

a horse walks into a barn

kennah campion... being nice

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

A scottish man having fun

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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