Fruitcake

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

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Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

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womens rights

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

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Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock *Opens Door*

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What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

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A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Noah is Smart.

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What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

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What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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Women rights.

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what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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