Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

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The chicken crossed the road.

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Three men walked into a metal pole

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Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

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A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

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What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

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Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

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What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

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What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

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Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

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why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

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What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

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When is a joke funny? When you read it.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I was eating an orange in the park last week when I saw four men brutally murdered before my very eyes.

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alcoholism kills

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There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

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What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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