amy copied adams haircut :0

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken probably crossed the road because of some sort of impulse or external stimuli (most likely a bug or a worm located on the other side of the road) in which he or she responded to by proceeding to cross the road in order to get to the other side as chickens have a sense of cause to effect in which the effect would be consuming the bug or other living life form.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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What's green and wheels? Your mom.

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-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

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A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

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nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

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Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

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Your mom.

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A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

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If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

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Freedom of Speech

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What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

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What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

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Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

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What will happen when a black person die they die

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Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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