- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

George W. Bush

What do an apple and a banana have in common? They are both not cookies

Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

2 muffins are in an oven. One says to the other, "it's really hot in here!" the other replies, "WHOA. A talking muffin!"

There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

i wish i was a tree !

This is not a joke.

"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

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