Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

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Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

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This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

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What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

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What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

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Freedom of Speech

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What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

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Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

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What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

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Knock knock Nobody's home.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

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Punchline.

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roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

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Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

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Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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One time I was playing hide and seek with grandma but I couldn't seem to find her. I asked my sister for help and she told me she was hiding in the living room on the shelf. I went into the living room but all I saw was a vase on the shelf. Grandma probably didn't know the game was over so I opened the vase to tell her. To this day she hasn't come out of the vase.

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A person with OCD walked into a abr.

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Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

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Knock Knock. F uck off.

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Anti Joke

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