A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

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A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

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The government makes a good decision

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What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

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A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

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What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

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Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas? A visit from the Make a Wish Foundation and the opportunity to see her favorite band in concert. Unfortunately, she was very ill from the chemotherapy, and was unable to really enjoy herself at the concert. She passed away several days later, surrounded by family and friends.

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Why did polly fall of her swing ??? She had no arms

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

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What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

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A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

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A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

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What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

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If life throws you lemons Catch them

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What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

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Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

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So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

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Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

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What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

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Anti Joke

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