- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Freedom of Speech

What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

Small breasts.

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

justin littleton. nuff said

Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

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What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

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What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

Mmmmmmm Lemons

that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

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