- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

9/11

Lockerbie bombing

What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

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Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

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