hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

kennah campion... being nice

A scottish man having fun

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

A joke

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

George W. Bush

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

Three men walked into a metal pole

Knock knock Who's there? FBI

what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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