What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

I am black.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

I like to eat.

come along children

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

Shit.

How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

im jewish

What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

Women's rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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