What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

ur mother

Connor "Rusty" McLeod

When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

Why was the baseball player arrested after stealing a base? Because he pulled out a knife and stabbed the shortstop in the chest.

What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

The geese of Growmore

Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

9/11

A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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