An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

jokes r dumb

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

kennah campion... being nice

hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

A scottish man having fun

How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

A joke

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

George W. Bush

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

Three men walked into a metal pole

Knock knock Who's there? FBI

what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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