What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

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What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

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A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

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Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

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how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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Dallas Cowboys

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

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A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

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Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

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Knock knock Nobody's home.

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how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

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Oliver's friends

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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anus soup

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which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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