What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

A homeless person dies.

why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

justin littleton. nuff said

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r Dbags n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

A scottish man having fun

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

What time is it? 10:58

A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

George W. Bush

You are on a street. there are 4 houses, a red one, a blue one, a green one, and a white one. The red man lives in the red house, the blue man lives in the blue house. the green man lives in the green house. Who lives in the white house? The president

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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