- Anti Joke

Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

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So one time this woman was learning...

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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look at there!! an entire dog!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

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What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

Brienna Chladek (515)556-4811. Call me;) anytime I'm a teenager:) xoxo

that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off