Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

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Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Lacrosse

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

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What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

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Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

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A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

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A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

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What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

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What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

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What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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DANA

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I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

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what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

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womans rights

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What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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