A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

" I can't here you it's too dark!"

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

I met a man today. His name was John.

What's funnier than 24? 25

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