How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

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So this blonde walks into a library.

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

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Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

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Women Drivers.

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Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

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I am black.

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What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

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What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

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There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

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What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

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How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

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What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

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Haha pizza

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womens rights

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how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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