The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

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Your doorbell is broken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

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Knock knock, come in.

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What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

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What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

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What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

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Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

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What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

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Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

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What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

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I am black.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

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What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

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Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is an American professional golfer whose achievements to date rank him among the most successful golfers of all time and Santa Claus is a very jolly fellow who brings gifts to the homes of the good children during the late evening and overnight hours of Christmas Eve.

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

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What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

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What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

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Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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