What do you find....... there's a..........

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I was eating an orange in the park last week when I saw four men brutally murdered before my very eyes.

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Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

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Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

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Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

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come along children

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Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

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Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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Why Because

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That's what he said.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

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Women's rights

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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