- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

what did the black man do for his family? nothing

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

The chicken crossed the road.

A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

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