How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

What will happen when a black person die they die

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

Justin Littleton getting laid.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

minorities

little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

Women's rights

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Hello

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

Brittney Spears

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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