Chuck Norris can fly around the world in under 2 days. In an airplane.

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once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

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Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

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Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

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What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

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What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

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What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

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The government makes a good decision

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I am black.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

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What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas? A visit from the Make a Wish Foundation and the opportunity to see her favorite band in concert. Unfortunately, she was very ill from the chemotherapy, and was unable to really enjoy herself at the concert. She passed away several days later, surrounded by family and friends.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

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A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

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Fruitcake

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Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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