Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

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Knock knock Nobody's home.

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This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

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A fat man buys a salad

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What do you call a group of asians? China.

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An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

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FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

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Two business men, a priest and three boys are on a plane which is going down. There are only three parachutes. One business man says that they should allow the children to have the parachutes as they have long lives ahead of them. The other business man says screw the children. The priest looks up at the second business man. After a short but heated argument they all agree to let the children have the parachutes. The three children then proceed to jump out of the plane with the parachutes. The two business men and the priest watch as they descend upon the earth. The plane then crashes into a mountain, killing the business men and the priest. Once the boys were safely on land they went back to their daily lives in their individual homes. Turns out a serial killer had escaped from prison, all three children were found dead the next morning, the cause of death of course being that each had contracted some form of a sexually transmitted disease from the priest.

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My dad beats my mom At checkers

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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A person with OCD walked into a abr.

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I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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Baseball

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A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

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Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

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Knock Knock. F uck off.

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Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

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FOLLOW ME @airvvv

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What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

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#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

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Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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