- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

I am black.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

Shit.

im jewish

What what In the butt

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

Women's rights

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

What has human male genitalia? A human male

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