Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

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what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

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69

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Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

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a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

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Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

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Anti jokes are funny

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whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

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What's worse than seeing your goldfish die? Watching your grandfather have a stroke.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead...

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women's lacrosse.

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