- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

barack osama

Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

Niko isnt a mexican douche

Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

What has human male genitalia? A human male

Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

Women's Golf

Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

A man walks into a bar. Ow!

What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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