Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

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Knock Knock Come in.

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HAPPY NOVEMBER 2

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

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So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

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What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

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What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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gays

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Hi my name is Bob

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What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

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make me a sandwich!

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So one time this woman was learning...

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

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What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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