why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

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What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

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Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

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What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

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Two oranges walking down the street, one says to the other, "Where do you live?". The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steel my washing"

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When is a joke funny? When you read it.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I was eating an orange in the park last week when I saw four men brutally murdered before my very eyes.

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why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

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How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

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Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

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What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

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What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

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A black guy walks in to a bar.

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A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

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Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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Two women were sitting in silence.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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That's what he said.

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Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

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What has human male genitalia? A human male

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Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

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Women's rights

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