what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

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Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

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CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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The outside of my house is painted yellow.

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"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

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The chicken crossed the road.

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What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

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Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

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Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

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how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

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Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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What's 6+2? 16

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why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

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Knock knock! Yes?

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A Jew returns change.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

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You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

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Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

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A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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