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Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

Women's rights

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

What has human male genitalia? A human male

What's 9 +10 19

Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

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What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

justin littleton. nuff said

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

johann grayson being liked

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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