- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

Dallas Cowboys

I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

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Lacrosse

A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

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