- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

A fish walks into a bar

where's waldo? in a picture book.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

roses are black violets are gray im color blind

What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

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