how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

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AROUND

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

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Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

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9/11

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roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

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What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

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Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

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-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

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what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

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Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

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What will happen when a black person die they die

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Slavery

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What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

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Penis

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DANA

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Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

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