a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

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Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

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Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

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Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

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What will happen when a black person die they die

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A dwarf walks under a bar.

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What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

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Black people

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

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A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

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" I can't here you it's too dark!"

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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