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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

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Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

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whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

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A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

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Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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Women's rights

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Freedom of Speech

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What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

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a black guy leaves prison

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Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

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A person with OCD walked into a abr.

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which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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