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Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

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Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. F uck off.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

why did the man die? he got shot

What time is it? 12:03 AM

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

A Jew returns change.

The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

Your doorbell is broken.

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