A fat man buys a salad

How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

What's funnier than 24? 25

Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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