- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

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What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

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Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

gay marriage.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

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