That's what he said.

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STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

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When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

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A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

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Why....... Because.

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nbjhfghl

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Chocolate rain Awesome!

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what is white and sticky? glue.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

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How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

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A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

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What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

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What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

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How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

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fart

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

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What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

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What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

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Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

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What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

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Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

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Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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