whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

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Jews for Jesus

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What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

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Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

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What time is it? 10:58

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A person with OCD walked into a abr.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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A joke

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The WNBA.

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What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

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YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

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Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

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A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

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Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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