- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

A bar walks into your mother.

a black guy leaves prison

What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

A baby seal walks into a club.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

I had a dream I watched Inception.

What will happen when a black person die they die

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

what did the black man do for his family? nothing

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

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