Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

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So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

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Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

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What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

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Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

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nathan palmer has a big head !

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Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

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a banana

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Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

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The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

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What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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Jim and Larry work together. Jim works hard, and Larry is a bit of a prankster. One day, Jim is having a rather rough day, and Larry looks to cheer him up with a good-natured joke. Knowing that Jim's wife prepares dinner for him every night of the week, he calls her and tells her that their boss has decided to pay for a dinner out, that she should take the day off and just get ready for Jim to come home and pick her up. Larry will later follow up by calling a pizza delivery place and having them send a special no hard feeling message with two large delicious pizzas. He forgets to call the pizza delivery man until later that night, after which it's too late and he thinks "I'll just explain the joke to Jim tomorrow." And goes peacefully to sleep. Arriving home and finding that dinner is not prepared, Jim savagely beats his wife.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

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A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

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Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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