nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

I won the game.

Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

jokes r dumb

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

Jews for Jesus

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

What time is it? 10:58

Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

The WNBA.

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

Anti Joke

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