Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

KIMBERLEY HONEY

A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

Why did the woman die Because she was old

Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

So heres a scenario. You and your twin brother are Siamese twins. You are straight and your brother is gay. Your bother has a friend come over. You only have one butt....

how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

CHEEZECAKE

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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