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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

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I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I was eating an orange in the park last week when I saw four men brutally murdered before my very eyes.

What's the difference between Stevie Wonder and Kevin Bacon? There's none. Neither of them is a taxi driver.

why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

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