How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

live babies

A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

Women's rights

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

If life hands you lemons Take them

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What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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