- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

i am predestal

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

Freedom of Speech

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

womans rights

What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

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