What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

a horse walks into a barn

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

A black succeeds

Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

The Aristocrats

Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

Knock knock Who's there? FBI

Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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