- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

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What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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