Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

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A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

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gays

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Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

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what do u call a hobo name Max Max

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If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

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I AM DISSAPOINTED

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What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

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Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

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The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

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Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

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An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

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This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

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What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

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Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

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Three black men go to the basketball courts one day hoping to play some ball. On the way there they see a homeless man with a sign that says "Homeless. Anything will help." However, since they were on there way to play ball, none of them found it necessary to bring cash, thus resulting in them walking by the homeless man without giving him any money.

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Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

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A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

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A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

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Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

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Hey what time is it. 3:15

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

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If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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