What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

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what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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The government makes a good decision

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What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

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some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

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Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

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Myspace

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What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

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A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

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Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

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Lockerbie bombing

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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