- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

Hitler

Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

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