a man walked into a bar and said ow

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

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A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

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Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

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No joke.

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you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

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Dana Cohen not having herpes.

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

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wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

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Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

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Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

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Religion

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Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

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What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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