- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

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Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

My dad beats my mom At checkers

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

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What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

Jasper sucks.

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

Please don't rape me.

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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