What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

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women's lacrosse.

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Potato salad

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amy copied adams haircut :0

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What's green and wheels? Your mom.

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

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A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

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Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

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Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

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A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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Your mom.

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whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

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Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

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a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

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If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

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