did you ever see a butter fly?

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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sixty....eight.

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Dana Cohen not having herpes.

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what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

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Rick Perry.

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8=D

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i have aids and a chode

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Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

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No joke.

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Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

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So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

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How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

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knock knock go away

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Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

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What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

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What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

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Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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