- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

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What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

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