What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

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If life throws you lemons Catch them

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Women rights.

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Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

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Goat balls.

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Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

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how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

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What what In the butt

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How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

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What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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Small breasts.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

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I won the game.

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Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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jokes r dumb

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penis

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A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

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Brienna Chladek (515)556-4811. Call me;) anytime I'm a teenager:) xoxo

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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