Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

amy copied adams haircut :0

Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

Freedom of Speech

What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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