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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

Freedom of Speech

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

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Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Jasper sucks.

Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

Penis

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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