What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

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Whats long and hard? a pole

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A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

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What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow!

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Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

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Obama

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What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

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Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

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Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

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Penis

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A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

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Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

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Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

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A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

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i have 2 penises

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Penis

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A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

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How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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