why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

9/11/01 walks into a bar

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

DANA

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

Hi poop!

why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

That's unfortunate.

The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

ghjwASFDJHKJZFKLJFHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA GGGG DG FUC K DISLIKE ME!

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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