what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

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An underaged man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, but the bartender says we don't serve minors. The boy then rushes out if the bar for fear of being caught.

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What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

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What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

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Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

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What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

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What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

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Myspace

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

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Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

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Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

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If life throws you lemons Catch them

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

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Women rights.

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Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

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im jewish

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Goat balls.

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How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

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What what In the butt

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

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Small breasts.

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