- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

What do apples taste like? Apples.

What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

No joke.

A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

kennah campion... being nice

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

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