A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

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Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

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Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

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Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

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you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

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Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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What is Jason? Black.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Is Carly smart? No.

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Knock knock Who's there? FBI

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Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

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Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

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What is a dog? Bark

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

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how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

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What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

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why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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