- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

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A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

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Look Down Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

So one time this woman was learning...

What do an apple and a banana have in common? They are both not cookies

Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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