- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

Whoa! A talking carrot!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

My dad beats my mom At checkers

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

I had a dream I watched Inception.

Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

This joke isnt funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

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